Danny: Graham, you are talented, you are a delight and if I may say so, you are a hot-buttered biscuit.
Lauren Graham: Why did you cut my sketch?
Danny: I think the thing to remember here is that it was me who cut the sketch. It was predisorial decision involving a number of technical factors, cameras, grips, a complicated metric of
Lauren (to Matt): Why did you cut my sketch?
Matt: It wasn’t funny.
Lauren: I thought it was funny!
Matt: Ack, the writing was funny but you weren’t very good.
Lauren: Really? Because I thought the writing was one unbearably long set-up for a jingle.
Matt: And that’s why I cut the sketch. You were in a number of wonderful sketches tonight including a hilarious send-up of your character on Callico Girls.
Lauren: Gilmore Girls.
Danny: I wrote it down for you!
Matt: This is my number if you ever feel like coffee or a basketball game or something and would you give a copy of this to the girl who plays your kid on the show too?
Lauren: Is sucking up to the host time over?
Danny: Sure, go enjoy the party.
<Lauren walks away and then walks back to take the piece of paper with Matt's number on it>
Lauren: This is humiliating.